tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43780888728483753802024-03-13T12:30:35.478+01:00Vicevi - Slike - VideoVicevi, smiješne slike, smiješni video, zabava, SMS poruke, smijehUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger245125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-48768093380822511622017-08-08T16:14:00.000+02:002017-11-30T16:14:56.706+01:00Skijanje u SlovenijiKako zovemo slovensko skijalište?<br />
Put po Europi.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-21720786042698415282017-07-31T16:13:00.000+02:002017-11-30T16:13:23.139+01:00Žene košarkašaPita sin tatu: tata kakve su žene košarkaša?<br />
- Pa sine, do jaja.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-10308309998937549572017-06-04T18:24:00.002+02:002017-06-04T18:24:26.472+02:00Opravdan razlogŽali se žena svome mužu:<br />
- Dragi, naš susjed svaki dan, kad ide na posao, poljubi svoju ženu. Zašto i ti to ne radiš?<br />
- Ma, znaš, draga, ne mogu ja to. Pa ja tu ženu jedva poznajem ...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-55219483954644263972017-05-10T00:00:00.000+02:002017-05-10T00:00:28.012+02:00Malo i ljubičastoŠto je to malo, ljubičasto, zuji po zraku?<br />
- muha sa natečenim venama.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-18454936908982806382017-04-30T18:09:00.000+02:002017-05-09T18:09:11.771+02:00Kriza u HrvatskojZašto je kriza došla u Hrvatsku?<br />
Vratila se kući da umre.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-42495084488790068942017-03-20T18:40:00.004+01:002017-03-20T18:40:47.922+01:00Mačka viri iz zida u sklopu slike<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj-gocv9d81QQAQzBdRFgFftDuTjw9xekdnkSdvUXd6KUM44wmP3nMLrgJarLbsXSPl-4ydRIIdoXNrNJDzNJOkqkIibWkPfDYqkK6SJzkhzoiI5PJ-x7HYbJpZhbXIFvNIdIg8vxaHKw/s1600/macka-viri-slike.jpg" imageanchor="1" ><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj-gocv9d81QQAQzBdRFgFftDuTjw9xekdnkSdvUXd6KUM44wmP3nMLrgJarLbsXSPl-4ydRIIdoXNrNJDzNJOkqkIibWkPfDYqkK6SJzkhzoiI5PJ-x7HYbJpZhbXIFvNIdIg8vxaHKw/s320/macka-viri-slike.jpg" width="320" height="271" /></a><br />
Mačka viri iz zida u sklopu slike - smiješna slikaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-56225673075410144262017-02-19T17:58:00.001+01:002017-02-19T17:58:13.742+01:00Zato služe prijateljiZašto se nitko ne usudi tući Stevena Seagala?<br />
Jer je prijatelj Chucka Norrisa, a prijatelje Chucka Norrisa nitko ne tuče.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-24910814529127692642017-01-06T14:53:00.002+01:002017-01-06T14:53:42.221+01:00Polarna hladnoćaPita mali polarni medvjed tatu:<br />
- Tata, jesmo li mi stvarno polarni medvjedi?<br />
- Naravno da jesmo, čemu to pitanje?<br />
- Pa, hladno mi je k'o psu.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-3366862110619592652016-12-11T17:45:00.002+01:002016-12-11T17:45:50.148+01:00U zemlji čudesaKoji je bosanski prijevod za Alisu u zemlji čudesa?<br />
Fata u šoping centru.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-64692201703763373122016-11-30T17:44:00.000+01:002016-12-11T17:44:24.466+01:00PolicemankaKako se kaže ženski policajac?<br />
- Rupa u zakonu.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-1564790602742010232016-03-05T18:08:00.002+01:002016-03-05T18:08:06.280+01:00Veličina je važnaŠto je to dugačko 18 cm i svaku ženu čini sretnom?<br />
Novčanica od 500 eura.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-67246558269630518322015-12-01T00:00:00.000+01:002015-12-01T00:00:05.629+01:00Bilo je još ljepšeU knjizi gostiju ''razvikanog'' hotela netko je zapisao: "Ovdje sam bio sa svojom ženom. Bilo je lijepo."<br />
Drugi gost zapisao je ispod toga: "Ovdje sam bio bez svoje žene. Bilo je još ljepše."Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-78749006999617999232015-11-15T19:16:00.000+01:002015-11-15T19:16:03.785+01:00Razbijeni tanjuriŠef sale upita novog konobara:<br />
- Koliko tanjura možeš najviše nositi u rukama?<br />
- Petnaest, ali na stol donesem samo pet.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-80194675775662506872015-10-25T18:59:00.002+01:002015-10-25T18:59:11.410+01:00Leteći magarac<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnvHiEsk7BnXz-6wp7gz8qhrnKP9azuDVZ-6PgNuddF9-QvZ3RzP-KESjh93MBFkhOns7Z9F8vOcaA-xeg6C_W6xA9rRwbnWoiV_fxcPPvDFFkaWF7QC6xaUKcz7EablpiAh6ToOOlYdY/s1600/leteci-magarac.jpg" imageanchor="1" ><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnvHiEsk7BnXz-6wp7gz8qhrnKP9azuDVZ-6PgNuddF9-QvZ3RzP-KESjh93MBFkhOns7Z9F8vOcaA-xeg6C_W6xA9rRwbnWoiV_fxcPPvDFFkaWF7QC6xaUKcz7EablpiAh6ToOOlYdY/s320/leteci-magarac.jpg" /></a><br />
Leteći magarac - smiješna slikaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-41051407525834981252015-09-13T18:46:00.002+02:002015-09-13T18:46:45.843+02:00Zašto se plavuši ispunjavaju sve želje u životuZašto se plavuši ispunjavaju sve želje u životu?<br />
Zato što ima zlatnu ribicu.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-45980188267450738292015-08-09T11:43:00.000+02:002015-08-09T11:43:00.926+02:00Napredak u krivom smjeruNa predizbornom skupu političar će okupljenim biračima:<br />
- Prije deset godina naša se zemlja nalazila na ivici provalije, ali od tada učinili smo veliki korak naprijed.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-64212213953426517942015-07-31T11:41:00.000+02:002015-08-09T11:42:09.807+02:00Najgora opera za informatičareKoja je informatičarima najgora opera?<br />
Error s onog svijeta.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-58773563733522023642015-06-01T00:00:00.000+02:002015-06-01T00:00:00.853+02:00Čokolada vs zubi = karijes<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3vEjaMbrVhCaNNhMExPrrprsxilBf9WGF13AYtOGE0wguXBUzh9ihfE0vIBziKv4kkeGvvvt_LYgWbAJ5zwynyUT93G3SPd1g1X8pRwW0ELehF-fdsC3mtQO-9EfZT6CslcvCA4wW-7k/s1600/cokolada-zubi-karijes.jpg" imageanchor="1" ><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3vEjaMbrVhCaNNhMExPrrprsxilBf9WGF13AYtOGE0wguXBUzh9ihfE0vIBziKv4kkeGvvvt_LYgWbAJ5zwynyUT93G3SPd1g1X8pRwW0ELehF-fdsC3mtQO-9EfZT6CslcvCA4wW-7k/s320/cokolada-zubi-karijes.jpg" /></a><br />
Čokolada vs. zubi = karijes - smiješna slikaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-55202951641199636642015-05-12T17:17:00.000+02:002015-05-12T17:17:00.743+02:00Mačka glumi zeca<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPBCXUrhciGaA6BWcX1z5m3-c0OXHBTQAzrPZzLbx8_7vwEhFSYhyphenhyphenr8NFStZCxaFZIp5QleCiZ8c5eAX4jpbeLSkCb_AhR_cqBbsfUexrAjbOT9mPd5FTWHCy8XhW_fsHfdKxasFCMeDQ/s1600/macka-zec.jpg" imageanchor="1" ><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPBCXUrhciGaA6BWcX1z5m3-c0OXHBTQAzrPZzLbx8_7vwEhFSYhyphenhyphenr8NFStZCxaFZIp5QleCiZ8c5eAX4jpbeLSkCb_AhR_cqBbsfUexrAjbOT9mPd5FTWHCy8XhW_fsHfdKxasFCMeDQ/s320/macka-zec.jpg" /></a><br />
Mačka glumi zeca - smiješna slikaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-39647965186962652832015-05-10T17:16:00.003+02:002015-05-10T17:16:59.845+02:00Dosegni telefon<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmygj9MWML1I7m6H2u7yE-93WFCOpNY_eLPdh7vX4V22UC7KR3DVgPmfFeXXdwJpnat4y1Kjq2a_oM_kZDiRMuWKftEHlaXFvQ2Xxj5aMkkasHMWillHqDwTbNo6VcrZPM0g-omve4HW0/s1600/dosegni-telefon.jpg" imageanchor="1" ><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmygj9MWML1I7m6H2u7yE-93WFCOpNY_eLPdh7vX4V22UC7KR3DVgPmfFeXXdwJpnat4y1Kjq2a_oM_kZDiRMuWKftEHlaXFvQ2Xxj5aMkkasHMWillHqDwTbNo6VcrZPM0g-omve4HW0/s320/dosegni-telefon.jpg" /></a><br />
Dosegni telefon - smiješna slikaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-24265410578383429352015-04-30T17:15:00.000+02:002015-05-10T17:15:56.131+02:00Cigo za računalomŠta cigo radi za računalom?<br />
Pretražuje Recycle bin.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-4641385364521990832015-03-25T17:14:00.000+01:002015-05-10T17:15:05.463+02:00PehŠto je najgore što se može dogoditi šišmišu dok spava?<br />
- Da dobije proljev.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-51444321771485548572015-02-28T17:14:00.000+01:002015-05-10T17:14:30.041+02:00ImenaFato, mogu li da te zovem Eva?<br />
Zašto? Pa zato što si mi prva.<br />
A mogu li da ja tebe zovem peugeot?<br />
Zašto? Pa zato što si mi 307- mi.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-72989517754578993782015-01-09T20:55:00.000+01:002015-01-09T20:55:00.289+01:00NesporazumVeć treći put policajac zaustavi vozača cisterne pa ga upozori: - Alo, pa curi vam voda iz cisterne.<br />
Vozač će na to: - Po treći put – ovo je cisterna za pranje cesta.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4378088872848375380.post-1102363015343629112014-12-29T20:54:00.002+01:002014-12-29T20:54:25.395+01:00Lovac Luka- Gospodine, srce vam ne kuca normalno. Sigurno se mnogo nervirate? – kaže liječnik pacijentu lovcu.<br />
- To vam je, doktore, od lova.<br />
- Ne može biti! Lov je čista rekreacija na svježem zraku.<br />
- Da, ako lovite s dozvolom za lov.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com